[Whatever he chooses will probably be better than what Lan Wangji might choose, since apparently Wei Wuxian is too good for a nice, respectable cardigan.
Also, after much deliberation I have decided that Lan Wangji does in fact understand this, which means he's immediately turning away and glaring into the distance, his hands balled into fists on his lap.]
Professor, please. [DON'T DO THIS TO HIM, HE CAN'T TAKE IT.]
Of course, Wangji. [ He doesn't apologize, because he's not fucking apologetic. But he returns his attention to what he's doing, absently scrolling and clicking things, nary a care in the world. Because he's the worst. ]
Ah, here we go. [ He has the strange, "I'm an edgy twink leaving my bits up to the imagination" shirt open in one of those 'tab' things, but he's gotten a series of progressively goth looking things open. These thumbhole sweaters look comfy? ] This really is the exact opposite of you. Amazing how opposites so often attract one another - oh, this one says it glows in the dark.
[HE IS IN FACT THE WORST WOW. Lan Wangji can't believe his most trusted professor is making fun of him like this...
...yeah okay that's a lie he absolutely can. Awful.
JUST LIKE THESE CLOTHES--actually, though, the thumbhole sweaters are okay. Sweaters are fine? See, obviously Lan Wangji's taste isn't that bad, since Hua Cheng is--
[ While TAs aren't necessarily given final choice, they do get to at least list their choices. You put yourself in this situation, Wangji. It was you that done did it.
Hua Cheng barks out a laugh at the one-note comment, but doesn't close the tab. No, this frivolous bitch is staying up. ]
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Also, after much deliberation I have decided that Lan Wangji does in fact understand this, which means he's immediately turning away and glaring into the distance, his hands balled into fists on his lap.]
Professor, please. [DON'T DO THIS TO HIM, HE CAN'T TAKE IT.]
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Ah, here we go. [ He has the strange, "I'm an edgy twink leaving my bits up to the imagination" shirt open in one of those 'tab' things, but he's gotten a series of progressively goth looking things open. These thumbhole sweaters look comfy? ] This really is the exact opposite of you. Amazing how opposites so often attract one another - oh, this one says it glows in the dark.
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...yeah okay that's a lie he absolutely can. Awful.
JUST LIKE THESE CLOTHES--actually, though, the thumbhole sweaters are okay. Sweaters are fine? See, obviously Lan Wangji's taste isn't that bad, since Hua Cheng is--
--why.]
...Frivolous.
[WHY DOES IT GLOW IN THE DARK HE HATES THIS.]
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Hua Cheng barks out a laugh at the one-note comment, but doesn't close the tab. No, this frivolous bitch is staying up. ]
And yet you know he'd love it!